clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Work perks: Target has wifi

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I LOVE LIGHT YAGAMI BECAUSE HE CONSTANTLY GETS OFFENDED WHEN HES ACCUSED OF STUFF HE ACTUALLY DID

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

  • michael: pierce the brow?
  • michael girls: how dare u
  • girls: how dare u
  • people: how dare u
  • obama: how dare u
  • will smith: how dare u
  • queen elizabeth: how dare u
  • god: how dare u
  • all nonliving things: how dare u

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe)

  • adults: so what do you want to do with your life?
  • me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]

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